Castiron ([info]castiron) wrote,
@ 2009-05-02 12:04:00
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overheard in the Castiron household
[on mishearing a Pete Seeger song]

Spouse: "Where have all the young men gone, all turned into unicorns"? Huh??

Castiron: If you turn a non-virgin into a unicorn, do they explode?

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[info]tygerr
2009-05-02 08:34 pm UTC (link)
I believe under the rules for harbors and other crowded waterways, if a non-virgin turns into a unicorn, the non-virgin is required to yield way--unless the non-virgin is under sail and the unicorn is using engine power.

*g,d,r*

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[info]castiron
2009-05-02 09:08 pm UTC (link)
Now, of course, if you have a nuclear submersible unicorn, all bets are off....

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